Here are a few brief perspectives on the world of business that might make you smile. And a smile is worth, well, a great deal in these challenging times!
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"A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not
sufficient capital to form a corporation." "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons." "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by
leaving early." "In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare,
terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da
Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had
five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The
cuckoo clock." "Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any
copyright law on the planet." "The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows, your watch,
tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege." "In the business world an executive knows something about everything,
a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator
knows everything." "The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do
you." "Few great men would have got past personnel." "When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this
mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would
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