The Marketing Bureau


Specialist Marketing & Communications Resourecs

19

May

Job Ads :: Translations



Ever struggled to understand what the terminology, jargon and other such stuff in job ads really means? Maybe it simply means what is says. Or perhaps, just perhaps, something slightly more sinister is going on.

This is just a wee toe in the water of the weird & wonderful world of job ad vocabulary:

What they say

What they really mean

A highly visible position

We can't afford any office partitions, let alone offices

Flexible Hours Work 40 hours

Plus whatever your supervisor asks you to.

Duties will vary

Anyone in the office can boss you around.

Must have an eye for detail.

We have no quality control to speak of

No phone calls please.

We've filled the job. This ad is just a legal formality

Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience.

You'll need it to replace three people who just left

Seeking candidates who require little or no supervision

You're on your own here; sink or swim.

Problem-solving skills a must.

This is a company in perpetual chaos and turmoil.

Requires team-leadership skills

You'll have the manager's responsibilities, without the pay

Good communication skills.

Management communicate, you listen, figure out what they want.

Ability to handle a heavy workload.

Whine or complain and you're fired!

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